Category Archives: Humor

My Name in Ink

By | September 13, 2010

I know that this is going to disappoint some of you, but I trust that you can look past the exterior and not allow it to change your feelings about who I am inside.  Last year I got a tattoo.  If you ‘re apt to look down on me, I point out in my defense… Read More »

Troops on Guam

By | April 1, 2010

Last Friday House Representative Hank Johnson (D-GA) was questioning Admiral Robert Willard, head of the U.S. Pacific fleet, about the stationing of an additional 5,000 U.S. troops on Guam.  Pay attention right at the 1:15 mark! 

Above, Below, and on Either Side

By | November 5, 2009

The Turabian handbook is well-known to students as a guide for writing research papers, theses, and dissertations.  Within another few weeks, I ‘ll have read it cover to cover.  Tonight I read this sage piece of advice on finding books on your topic: If you ‘re allowed in the stacks (where all the books that… Read More »

Squishy Apples

By | July 16, 2009

Apple Inc.  legal representatives asked Microsoft Corp recently to "stop running" advertisements suggesting Apple’s computers are expensive, Microsoft Chief Operating Officer Kevin Turner said. The interaction has emboldened Microsoft, which plans to continue with its so-called "Laptop Hunter" marketing campaign after learning, however indirectly, how effective the advertisement’s underlying message is in rankling Apple. "We’re… Read More »

Philistine Egnlsih

By | June 3, 2009

I’ve never taken a summer school class in my life as far as I can remember.  Now I’m taking two.  German class is getting close to conclusion, and this week I’m auditing a course on Messianic Prophecy, M-F 8-5.  While I’m in class, my friend Danny is spending his life in the library (which happens… Read More »

Language Learning

By | May 11, 2009

Today was the first class of Theological German.  The teacher showed this video to demonstrate the importance of learning language well.  The scene shows an officer briefing a new Coast Guard cadet on his first day at work.

Proverbs NOT found in the Bible

By | May 1, 2009

“The man who does not sacrifice to his god can make the god run after him like a dog.” (Dialogue of Pessimism) “Who is wealthy? Who is rich? For whom shall I reserve my intimacy?” (Mesopotamian proverb) “When you have seen for yourself the profit of reverencing god, You will praise god and bless the… Read More »

Jehu, E’s, Videos

By | October 30, 2008

I received a letter today that my dissertation topic was approved by the Ph.D. Studies Committee.  My topic is the reign of Jehu, or more specifically: An investigation into the geopolitical aspects of the reign of Jehu, with particular focus on Israelite-Aramean relations.  I won’t start real work on the dissertation until (probably) spring 2011. … Read More »

Some Things – 9/15

By | September 15, 2008

Here’s a funny video at the Onion (2.5 min). I watched the Charlie Gibson interview with Sarah Palin on Friday night.  I’m guessing they chose Gibson because 1) when the liberal media was slammed at the Republican Convention, everyone started chanting “NBC” and 2) CBS is the party of Dan Rather.  But Gibson sure showed… Read More »