Category Archives: April Fool’s Day

Panels of Cedar

By | April 1, 2011

I know that it’s been a few days since I posted here last and I really owe you something interesting, but I am just tuckered out after spending all night in line waiting for the opening of the first ever In-N-Out in Dallas.  I was hoping to have some insightful wisdom from Scripture, but all… Read More »

Change of Program

By | April 1, 2009

After a period of serious reflection, consultation, and consideration, I have decided to make a slight change in my educational program.  The PhD at DTS is quite good, but it is also quite hard, and it takes a long time.  There’s something to be said for hard things, but there’s also something to be said… Read More »

Announcement: I am the PresidenT

By | April 1, 2008

I am pleased to announce that I have been appointed president of The Masters’ Colege.  While this may come as a surprise to many, the current president has decided to focus his energies on his grandchildren.  Thus the bored of trustees searched and found me.  While some might object that I do not have a… Read More »

Today

By | April 1, 2007

I am feeling good today.   At home this morning the kids were just so well behaved, each sharing with one another and not an angry word or yell to be heard.   After eating my favorite breakfast (pancakes with sausage gravy), I headed up to the office.   Among the mail waiting for me… Read More »

Fired!

By | April 1, 2006

I found out today that the college has decided not to renew my contract. They were very complimentary about me in a number of ways. They said I was nice, genuinely compassionate, and nice. But they cited two defects: content and style. I confess that this isn’t entirely a surprise. They had told me some… Read More »